Thursday, December 22, 2005

Blair's school report

The Snow in Summer is running David's Diary since Dave's election as leader, in part 3 he's got hold of Blair's end of term report:
History: Blair's place in this class is secure, much as he wishes to change it. A-.

Geography: There's much to commend Blair's in-depth study of Eastern Europe, and his proposals for reconstruction are worth consideration. When he applies himself to the rest of the syllabus, he will do tremendously. B

German: Good progress, especially given the turmoil in the department this term. Blair has warmed to new tutor, Frau Merkel. B

French: M Chirac does not see how Blair can ever become any good in this foreign language. He does not understand the first principles. D-
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